Olympics Competition

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Re: Olympics Competition

Postby goldmonkey » Sun Jan 22, 2012 6:21 pm

Olympic shagging... whoever comes last wins the gold medal.
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Re: Olympics Competition

Postby MagicSpaceMonkey » Sun Jan 22, 2012 10:05 pm

Olympic blind persons knife juggling - all start at once, last alive wins.
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Re: Olympics Competition

Postby barmybovine » Mon Jan 23, 2012 8:06 am

pole salting.... you need a long stick for this one
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Re: Olympics Competition

Postby Carlos » Mon Jan 23, 2012 12:21 pm

Heading the Shot

or

Catching the Javalin


or

The high bar face plant.
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Re: Olympics Competition

Postby SteveJno1 » Mon Jan 23, 2012 3:48 pm

10) Catch The Bullet - Like Penn and Teller's stage stunt, catch a bullet in between your teeth, if you don't catch it and die then it'd be your own fault for being stupid enough to take part after reading what entails in this event. :lol:

11) A**e Wiping like the Pet Dog - A short description :- well when a dog farts sometimes it wipes its a**e across the floor, back legs akimbo, and front legs doing the scurrying, well like the pet dog, we'd use the same a**e wiping method, using various surfaces such as carpet, laminate flooring, see who can A**e Wipe like the Pet Dog for the longest, !!!!!WARNING!!!!! Friction Burns are Guaranteed, and if your male a Cricket Box may be needed as your man spuds may get in the way.

12) P**s off a Monkey in the Zoo - Who can last the longest at p**sing off a Monkey in the Zoo before it lobs a pile of its s**t at you.
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Re: Olympics Competition

Postby Sean32 » Mon Jan 23, 2012 8:51 pm

Olympic btb orgiethon - all bears beast on.
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Re: Olympics Competition

Postby loupylou116 » Mon Jan 23, 2012 9:04 pm

Olympic Big Bogie Rolling. Who can roll the biggest bogie. Extra points awarded for green-ness
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Re: Olympics Competition

Postby Tipton3314 » Mon Jan 23, 2012 9:05 pm

olympic giant turtle racing,100 metres in one day.lol..

olympic worm eating

olympic maggot juggling

olympic leg waxing for men only

olympic jet wash teeth cleaning

olympic ear wax burning,pop in a wick and away you go

olympic exhaust pipe smoking

olympic car tyre blow up,using only a straw

olympic cough up a lung,first to chuck one up wins

olympic feet dead skin eating

olympic sweaty sock juicy's drinking

olympic frozen pole licking,first to get unstuck wins
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Re: Olympics Competition

Postby Bigkev » Mon Jan 23, 2012 9:10 pm

Olmypic dwarf throwing.

Dwarf curling.dwarf to be curled of course

Dwarf hammer throw.

Dwarf hurdling . instead of hurdles use dwarves to hurdle over.

Dwarf chariot racing,two dwarfs to pull the chariots and the spikes on the wheels could be optional.

Dwarf shagathon . speaks for itself and we`ve all seen the vids lol.
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Re: Olympics Competition

Postby Chaos » Mon Jan 23, 2012 9:11 pm

Olympic fluffing (after all fluffers are people too lol)

Fluffer Definition: A fluffer is a hired member of the crew of a pornographic movie whose role on the set is to sexually arouse the male participants prior to the filming of scenes requiring erections. - highlight to view
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